theamazingindi:

pros of dating me

  • have you ever wanted to know the complete history of spider-man? too bad.

cons of dating me

  • 'It's 1962. A dark office room, cigarette smoke. Stan Lee has just come off the success of The Fantastic Four, a surge of demand for teenage comic books had hit the comic book market, and he finds himself transfixed, watching a spider ever-slowly work it's way up a wall. 'Wouldn't that be cool?' he thinks to himself; and thus our story begins…'

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

Y ou can call the G u a r d i a n s whatever you want to. But to the rest of the galaxy, all the people we’ve helped crawl out from under you and crap like you…the Guardians are the good guys. Not to brag, but we actually go out of our way to help people . W e   h e l p   p e o p l e  w h o   c a n ’ t h e l p   t h e m s e l v e s .

bisexualsaregreat:

aaawunder:

whenever someone says “bi means two so *biphobe noises*.” i like to imagine them biting into a jellyfish and being remarkably surprised to find they are neither made of jelly nor fish

This is the best thing I’ve read all day.

  • me: i need to sleep
  • me: *masturbates*

sunshinychick:

saddeer:

immigrantgirls:

#lit

classic

dude i don’t even believe this i know i just reblogged it like ten minutes ago but oh my god this baby eats shit from like 4ft in the air and nobody cares this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life 

lacigreen:

i think we all need a little fall magic rn

lacigreen:

i think we all need a little fall magic rn

adderlovesbatman:

death-will-be-me:

heyfunniest:

School of Rock appreciation post

was this movie even real omg

Yes it was and its the best thing ever

isis-:

andewhussie:

drumcorpshero:

tylerchokely:

kelseylx:

We discovered a trap door in class today
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened

I CAN SEE FUCKING EYES GOOD BYE CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR

NOOO NO lies i see them to

I DONT SEE ANYTHING SOMEONE SHOW ME

OH SWEET JESUS CLOSE THE FUCKING TRAP DOOR

isis-:

andewhussie:

drumcorpshero:

tylerchokely:

kelseylx:

We discovered a trap door in class today

The Chamber of Secrets has been opened

I CAN SEE FUCKING EYES GOOD BYE CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR

NOOO NO lies i see them to

I DONT SEE ANYTHING SOMEONE SHOW ME

OH SWEET JESUS CLOSE THE FUCKING TRAP DOOR

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

stickupituptotheoneswhohurt:

thebootydiaries:

pasta-at-the-disco:

thefaultinourfallout:

when i was a young boy

my father

thought I was an eggplant and fed me to the snakes. Sometimes when I see eggplant emoji I still cry alone in the shower.

To see a marching band.

me-loves-karmy:

OMG GUYS AHHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS AHAHA BUT AT THE SAME TIME I FEEL LIKE A HORRIBLE PERSON #PoorAmy - NOT #PoorKarma katie…

Do you have a crush on your bff? 

DID AMY RAUDENFELD JUST CUM!?! 

thecarnalscientist-jt:

bryantrod:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

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